when you’re 8 years old and your mom tells you that if you pee on the seat one more time she’s gonna make you lick it off
what the fuck kind of mom did you have
why would you reward a child for peeing on the seat
So I had the best idea for a date. A SWEATER SHOPPING DATE.
First you get coffee. Then you go to thrift shops and buy sweaters. Then you bring the sweaters home and wash them. While they are in the washer/dryer, you make out and stuff. Then, you take the sweaters out of the dryer and you put them on and you get all cozy and eat snacks and watch movies in your cozy clean sweaters! And you kiss a lot. The end.
This is definitely going on the dream date list.